Book Em Danno!

"What are you in for?"

"I robbed a bank. You?"

"Kidnapping. How about you, little man?"

"Well... I videotaped five minutes of Lord of the Rings."

And they all moved away from me...

House Bill Makes Camcording Films a Felony

If I bore a cocktail party with my ability to perform, from memory, the Woody Allen moose joke (verbatim, from his live album) is that just a misdemeanor? What if I quote Arnold on my blog? Take a picture of my wife in front of a movie poster?

It's easy to laugh at this, but it's also insanely scary.